He is an equal opportunity slut.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
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Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
The power of my boobs compel you
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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