Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Randomize
