nut hugger
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
We were destined to go to rehab together
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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