well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
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Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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