Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
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Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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