now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
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She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
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Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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