there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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