I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
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The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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