508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I want to make a zoo with you.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
she told me i tasted like america
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
