Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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