my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
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Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Everclear isn't food dammit
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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