Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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