I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
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That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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