break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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