Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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