He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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