There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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