Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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