That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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