I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
how does that bad decision feel?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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