I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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