3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
did i just pee glitter
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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