I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
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Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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