Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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