I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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