Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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