Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
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I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
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And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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