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  Can i come over

  (240): View more from Maryland

  After you called me a desperate slut? No

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  Come over

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Brb crying the tears of my youth

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.

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  Who is this?

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I am NOT pregnant

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  My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want

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