i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
false alarm. still invincible.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
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