Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
