i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I think i peed on brittanys purse
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Come see our sink grown plant.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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