I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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