Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
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My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
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I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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