Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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