How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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