When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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