why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
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you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
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im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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