Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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