just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Mom said you looked used
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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