I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
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Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
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