So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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