What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
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No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
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Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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