we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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