All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I wear drunk well.
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