What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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