he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
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Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
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I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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