maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
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you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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