Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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