dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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