did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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