Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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