Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
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Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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