It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
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We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
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I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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